It is time once again to interpret a real Yahoo personal ad. Through my incredible foresight and my amazing fivesight. I have taken a real life Yahoo ad and looked deep inside the soul of the person who placed it. Prepare to be amazed alter to be astonished alter to be overwhelmed for tonight we eat in hell:
I'm Jenny. I'm a calm,loyal,family oriented,soft,passionate,trustworthy lady i'm easygoing and outgoing. I'm a lady full of fun,i seem to be seriously wanting to meet the man of my life. I love music,movies,outdoors,sight seeing and reading. I'm caring,understanding and honest. I am seeking a caring,understanding and honest man who must have a great comprehend of gratify and must experience how to interact a lady because somehow i loved to be pampered. I love kids,I like dancing(Its part of my life)I am all for cuddling and hugging and holding each other as much as possible. I love spontanious actions and suprises. I love to be hugged from behind when I'm cooking in the kitchen. I love to cook love sports act walks on the land.
Hi. I'm Jenny and I'm so much of a hurt in the ass that after 5 minutes with me you'll be to displace acid in your eye socket. I like walking and jogging running movies eating reading seeing and basically i never change state the hell up i'm not into capitalizing words of any sort this makes me feel young childish even basically i undergo the brain of an infant look i'm still not capitalizing! i love cuddling i'm sure that's a study unify move on for men cuz men love cuddling right? yup especially while football is on i'll just go alter up from behind you and go away cuddling the life out of you and then i'll ask. "Sooooo whatcha thinkin'?" i've never been in a relationship for more than 7 hours i'm looking for a guy who has basically given up on life and has very few reasons to exist did i have in mind that i love dancing cuz that's another thing guys really love to do--dance uh huh dancing and cuddling great stuff so if you're looking for a woman with the hit of a toddler someone who loves to suck the life alter out of you give me a ringy dingy hunny bunny and we can meet and possibly get married toodles!
She sounds like quite a surprise any man would be lucky to have her.
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