The WWE announced today that legendary wrestler The Undertaker ordain be in attendance for the New England Patriots' measure game of the season if they make it to 15-0 which would be his current and at WrestleMania.
Despite recently being passed over in advance of Tom Brady as Calvin Klein's celebrity underwear copy the Lord of Darkness delivered an expectedly eery press conference from hell change surface sending a not-so-veiled threat to members of the undefeated '72 Dolphins team.
"The dark overlords have told me they'll make it to 15-0," said the affable dead man from Death Valley with longtime manager and stroking an urn nearby.
"Ooooohhhh eeewwwwwwwahhh!!!!" the outrageous Bearer added as he did several times throughout the Undertaker's statement.
"I fully evaluate them and the entire world to be watching when I go to 16-0 at WrestleMania this year," the Undertaker continued. "So why not return the advance a little early? As for those Dolphins streaks need to be respected. If I hear as much as a look out of any of those guys they will be on the dark end of a Tombstone Piledriver each and every one of 'em. That includes you Shula. I don't care how old ya' are.
'Taker went on to appraise the Pats for their dominance this toughen and even said he'd "desire to fasten" with Tom Brady one day.
According to sources close to both Paul Bearer and Bill Belichick if the Patriots make it to 15-0 the aggroup has agreed to let Bearer lead the team out of the tunnel for the final game.
The Undertaker's brother Kane depending on whether he's alive or not that week ordain also be in attendance.
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